POLL RESULTS ARE IN

It's conclusive! People prefer AKA pella over SIX13 and Mr. Steiner is guilty of voter fraud and abuses mexicans.

Based upon the results of two very scientific blogs - 51% of people would rather listen to AKA Pella than any other album and overwhelmingly (88%), bloggers believe that Mr. Steiner has engaged in mexican abuse and voter fraud (not necessarily in that order).

Discuss amongst yourselves.

STEINER BRINGS HIS "A" GAME (as usual)

Mr. Steiner we read your latest post, really... why so subtle? ... let us help you express yourself more honestly.

Here's what you said:

"I'm in the process of writing the review for 613's latest, and I can tell you this so far: if you're going to buy one acapella album this year, I highly recommend you buy 613.

Full review to follow."

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Here's what you mean but simply don't have the kneidalach to say:

"I'm in the process of writing the review for 613's latest" = I heard the first 2 minutes of the SIX13 album and really don't care to hear anymore.

"and I can tell you this so far" = I have no buisness even commenting on an album that I havn't even heard yet but i simply can't wait that long - i must dis AKAPELLA NOW!!

"if you're going to buy one acapella album this year, I highly recommend you buy 613" = DAMN YOU AKAPELLA - why can't i be part of your success - why must I work so hard to put you down... DAMN YOU! - or - If you have a choice between buying Chazan Stupengarten's latest masterpiece or SIX13 I highly recommend that you DON"T buy AKAPELLA.

"Full review to follow" = More irrelevant musical bull@#$ to follow - plus yet another opportunity to make it clear that i don't like AKAPELLA.

[Please be sure to comment so I can edit/delete/rewrite it and repost it on my blog.]

Thank You,

Aryeh Steiner aka "keyboardguy"

MR. STEINER "MEXICAN ABUSE" CAUGHT ON TAPE

MR. STEINER CONTACTED US TO REQUEST THAT WE REMOVE THE "MEXICAN ABUSE" VIDEO CITING THAT "IT DEPICTS ME IN A NEGATIVE LIGHT."

MR. STEINER FURTHER STATED ON THE RECORD THAT THE INCIDENT THAT WAS CAUGHT ON TAPE WAS "NOT WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE" ADDING THAT "SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE MEXICANS."

WHEN ASKED ABOUT HIS HISTORY OF MEXICAN ABUSE MR. STEINER RESPONDED "NO FURTHER QUESTIONES AT THIS TIME."

MR. STEINER''S MOTHER DID NOT RETURN OUR PHONE CALLS.

[VIDEO REMOVED PENDING FURTHER INVESTIGATION]

AN OPEN LETTER TO MR. STEINER

Dear Mr. Steiner,

In recent days, some of my bloggers have suggested (in their fan mail) that perhaps I have been a little too harsh on you and your blog.

Perhaps, this is true. Perhaps there IS room for a keyboardguy and an accordianguy at the table. After all both the keyboard and the accordian are absolutely essential to a great band.

We here at the Jewishest Jewish Music Blog would like to extend you an invitation for an open and honest discussion. I'd like to have you come over to the dark side and share your viewpoints. Of course, mine is an uncensored blog, so I cannot predict the response, but i will instruct my bloggers to be gentle.

You will have an opportunity to make your case and be heard.

You will have an opportunity to defend allegations of plagerism, copyright infringement, mexiacan abuse and for pete's sake stealing my blog's color scheme. You may also defend your JIB Nomination.

All in all a good time will be had by all and perhaps we may even come to a truce. (you never know)

If however you chose to ignore this invitation we will have no choice but to CRUSH YOU LIKE CAN OF PEPSI! (metephorically speaking)

Sincerely,

Accordianguy

EXTRA EXTRA: Steiner's Poll is a Fraud

Last week Mr. Steiner added a poll to his failing blog asking bloger(s) which a capella album they prefered, SIX13 or AKAPELLA. No big surprise, Steiner's Poll suggests that SIX13 is the more popular of the two. We decided to put this so called "poll" to the test.

We conducted a scientific experiment. We had our dedicated bloggers vote for AKAPELA from 20 different computers only to discover that any vote for AKAPELLA simply will not register. We then had the same bloggers vote for SIX13 and surprise surprise - it registered the vote.

Which leads me to the conclusion that Steiner has stooped to a an all new level of censorship - VOTER FRAUD!

What next Mr. Steiner will you start a blog dedicated to communist propaganda! Oh! the horror....

BTW - why hasn't Mr. Steiner reviewed the new SIX13 album? Is it because it blows OR is it because he's afraid no one will respond!

I strongly suggest that your JIB nomination be retracted.

The Jewishest Jewish Music Blog Nominated for 2007 JIB Award

That's right ladies and gentelman. We have been nominated for a 2007 JIB Award in not one but four categories.
"Best New Blog" - "Best Music Blog" - "Best Source of Music News" and "Most Geshmakeh Blog".

The JIB Award for those who don't know (or don't care) is only the most coveted (yet completely worthless) award that can be bestowed upon a Jewish themed blog. Only the cream of the crop get nominated. The recipient of the JIB Award gets bragging rights for an entire year.

Thank you to the hundreds of fans who have nominated this blog - we are touched!

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