Thursday, April 26, 2007

AN OPEN LETTER TO MR. STEINER


Dear Mr. Steiner,

In recent days, some of my bloggers have suggested (in their fan mail) that perhaps I have been a little too harsh on you and your blog.

Perhaps, this is true. Perhaps there IS room for a keyboardguy and an accordianguy at the table. After all both the keyboard and the accordian are absolutely essential to a great band.

We here at the Jewishest Jewish Music Blog would like to extend you an invitation for an open and honest discussion. I'd like to have you come over to the dark side and share your viewpoints. Of course, mine is an uncensored blog, so I cannot predict the response, but i will instruct my bloggers to be gentle.

You will have an opportunity to make your case and be heard.

You will have an opportunity to defend allegations of plagerism, copyright infringement, mexiacan abuse and for pete's sake stealing my blog's color scheme. You may also defend your JIB Nomination.

All in all a good time will be had by all and perhaps we may even come to a truce. (you never know)

If however you chose to ignore this invitation we will have no choice but to CRUSH YOU LIKE CAN OF PEPSI! (metephorically speaking)

Sincerely,

Accordianguy

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Accordianguy why are you betraying your comrades??
This is an outrage! Don't let Steiner on this blog!

Anonymous said...

By the way AccordainGuy,

When will you be reviewing Kazahkastani Hip Hop Music sensation Korky Buchek's latest release, "Bing Bong"? It has been number one on the Kazahk music Billboard since 1987! Yekshemesh.

Anonymous said...

Also, would you please analyze his lyrics (which I have attached below) and choice of accordian notes, specifically the usage of the P note on the third chorus stanza?

"Bing Bong"
Music and Lyrics by Korky Buchek

Bing Bong Bing Bing Bong
Bing Bing Bing
Bing Bong Bing Bing Bong
Bing Bing Bing

Bong Bing Bong Bong Bing
Bong Bong Bong
Bong Bing Bong Bong Bing
Bong Bong Bong

Bing Bong Bing Bing Bong
Bing Bing Bing
Bing Bong Bing Bing Bong
Bing Bing Bing

Anonymous said...

Accordian Guy,

Would you say AKA Pella's music genius and innovativeness rank up there with Korky Buchek, and do they have the potential to one day gain Buchek-worthy status here in Uzbakistan?

ACCORDIANGUY said...

Settle down Korky, I am simply trying to reach out to Mr. Steiner in an effort to establish a truce.

If I know Mr. Steiner - he won't take me up on my generous offer... then we can CRUSH HIM LIKE CAN OF PEPSI... together.

Also Mr. Bagatov,

Mr. Buchek's composition is pure geniuos - especially the way he interposes the BINGs and the BONGS in alternating keys - just breathtaking!

ACCORDIANGUY said...

UZBEKY,

I don't believe that AKAP has the staying power that Korky Buchek has - after all Korky has been a sex symbol on the Kazak music scene for nearly 30 years... (despite the fact that 30 years ago Mr. Steiner gave his hit single BING BONG a less than flattering review).

I cannot confirm this but I have heard rumors that the Kazak government is considering replacing their national anthym with AKAP's hit single Naar Hayisi - True story!