MR. STEINER CONTACTED US TO REQUEST THAT WE REMOVE THE "MEXICAN ABUSE" VIDEO CITING THAT "IT DEPICTS ME IN A NEGATIVE LIGHT."
MR. STEINER FURTHER STATED ON THE RECORD THAT THE INCIDENT THAT WAS CAUGHT ON TAPE WAS "NOT WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE" ADDING THAT "SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE MEXICANS."
WHEN ASKED ABOUT HIS HISTORY OF MEXICAN ABUSE MR. STEINER RESPONDED "NO FURTHER QUESTIONES AT THIS TIME."
MR. STEINER''S MOTHER DID NOT RETURN OUR PHONE CALLS.
[VIDEO REMOVED PENDING FURTHER INVESTIGATION]
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SHAME ON YOU MR. STEINER. SHAME ON YOU!
Mr. Steiner should be ashamed of himself. The chilul Hashem he has caused. And I might add, where is his yarmulka? Disgraceful. You expect better from one of the top key board players in the East Coast. As far as I am concerned Mr. Steiner can pack his Yamaha and take his act to the West Coast, where I hear theyre accustomed to such vilt'keit!
I can honestly say as an accordian player that I am deeply shocked by Mr. Steiner's behavior. What kind of sick person does this to helpless mexicans just trying to make an honest living?
What next Mr. Steiner?- will you visit old aged homes and steal grannies oatmeal and prune juice - sick, just sick!
As one of the many Mexicans locked in Mr. Steiner's basement, I would like to set the record straight.
First off, Master Steiner treats us very well. Secondly, as to your comments of Mr. Steiner (or as he likes to be referred to, The Keyboard King), forcing us to play keyboard 24/7 - these are lies! While we do play from the crack of dawn, Mr. Steiner lets us stop playing at 9 PM, when Mr. Steiner's mother goes to bed. Thirdly, as to the allegations of being malnourished, we are fed three delicious portions of refried beans daily. As for those pictures circulating around the internet of myself and the gang in a naked human pyramid with a leash being held by Mr. Steiner around Jose's neck - Guantanamo Bay style - I'd like to clear the record on that, too. We were not FORCED to participate in that activity, as Accordian Guy would have you believe. It was voluntary and we gladly do that every Tuesday night. Also, I'd like to set the record straight that no, I am not the one with the little jalapeno' on top of the pyramid. Once again, lies! I am the blurred out face on the left with the big chalupah'.
Accordian Man, this bashing must stop. Please show some respect to the Keyboard King, and at the very least, leave us Mexicans out of it. Master Steiner treats us very well. And no, he is not standing over my shoulder dictating this.
I must go now, as we must all watch Master Steiner's brilliant keyboard performance at the Rosenblatt Birthday Party last week, followed by studying tape of his work at the Schwartz Bat Mitzvah. We are all very happy. I love it here.
PS. SAVE US!!!!!
Como Estas Hombres!
I got hungry when Don Pedro mentioned da big Chalupa.
Mmmm tasty!
Pedro my wife wants the recipe for refried beans.
But my landlord says he's not gonna put up with the toilet overflowing anymore.
Can you ask Master Steiner if maybe he can take some time out of his hectic schedule and maybe play him a few songs?
I think that may do the trick.
Thanks.
Nachum Segal must be taken down!
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