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Sources at Sameach Music have disclosed that Mr. Steiner is at it again. This time he is out for blood.
In a statement made to Jewish music insiders earlier this week, Mr. Steiner was cited as remarking that the members of A.K.A. Pella were a "bunch of nappy-headed hos."
This statement of course, comes on the heals of a heated battle between disgraced blogger Mr. Steiner and the hit group AKA Pella. Sources have divulged that Mr. Steiner has been bitter over AKA Pella's continued success in the Jewish Music Industry.
"Perhaps Mr. Steiner misses the spotlight... not sure he ever had it though" said Ruchi G. of Baltimore, Maryland.
For those in the know, Mr. Steiner was once a member of the group but was allegedly dismissed when they realized that there was no room for a keyboard player in an a capella group. AKA Pella went on the produce two breakthrough albums while Mr. Steiner started a Jewish Music blog dedicated to technical "keyboard" mumbo jumbo and the evolution of broccoli.
Many AKA Pella fans believe that this latest insult has gone too far. "You can call AKA Pella members many things... but nobody calls them 'nappy-headed hos'" said Zev B. of Far Rockaway, New York.
Other fans were unsure of Mr. Steiner's motives."People should know that Mr. Steiner is commy and an unteramencshe.... and he keeps mexicans locked in his basement just for shits and giggles" said an obviously disgruntled Internet Mashgiach who requested anonymety.
In the eyes of many Mr. Steiner has sealed his fate. His once slightly happening blog has been virtully on life-support for weeks now. this latest remark aimed at AKA Pella doesnt look like it will help any.
Good Night and Good Luck... Mr. Steiner.
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6 comments:
OH NO YOU DIDDEN!!
OH YES I DID!!!
I say we all band together and ask for KeyBoardGuy's resignation from whatever it is he does.
Bill,
That's a great suggestion... but with Mr. Steiner gone what pray-tell will we discuss on this blog?
The Jewishest Jewish Music Blog needs Mr. Steiner, without his "Jewish Music" Blog how could we be "Jewisher" or the "Jewishest"- after all we need a lesser "Jewish Music" Blog to be the "Jewishest." Is this all making sense?
Finally, we need Mr. Steiner like Superman needs Lex Luther and Spiderman needs that dude played by William Dafoe and Batman needs the Joker... without these villians all these Superheros would be sitting around in their secret hideouts playing video games all night... bottom line... we need Mr. Steiner! So hang in there...
Mr. Accordian Guy,
Any truth to the rumor that all your unchecked aggresion stems from your leeder hosen all up in a bunch?
I can neither confirm nor deny that rumor.
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