Tuesday, April 10, 2007

BREAKING NEWS: Google requests that Mr. Steiner take down his Blog

NEW YORK, (AP Report)

Sources at Google headquarters (thank you Zalmen G. from accounting) have informed me that Google reps have been monitoring Mr. Steiner's "Jewish Music" Blog for some time and have determined that it is neither Jewish nor Music related. Furthermore, reps have raised some issues as to the blogs viability. It seems that traffic has dwindled down to 1-2 hits per day (most likely as a result of Mr. Steiner and his granmother). These numbers suggest that the blog has actually gone into cardiac arrest.

"The blog is remains sluggish, boring and for the most part... irrelevant" said Larry Stein of Google management in a phone Interview.

Others have commented that Mr. Steiner, the Stalin-loving blog-operator has viciously been deleting the posts of bloggers with who he does not see eye to eye or share his love for the keyboard.

"Mr. Steiner is communist, a socialist... plus he hates Dudu Fisher" commented a prominant Internet mashgiach (who has asked to remain anonymous). "His blog fosters hate and sheer evil" Said Mindy Z, a former fan of the site.

Google has failed to comment as to when they intend to remove the blog. They did indicate that the blog was taking up valuable space on their servers... space that could otherwise be dedicated to more interesting topics like Broccoli.

Blog insiders are aware that this debacle really began when Mr. Steiner attempted to disparage an up and coming a capella group and their latest album release. This was Mr. Steiner's second attempt to take a shot at the group. Both have failed miserably. Mr. Steiner's blog has faced a sudden death as a result of his actions.

Google, it seems has taken note, their response "Mr. Steiner is going down!"

STAY TUNED FOR MORE ON THIS.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Steiner wanted to take down aka pella?That was agenda?The nerve of this.