Friday, April 6, 2007

WELCOME TO THE REAL JEWISH MUSIC BLOG

Hey everybody,

Ever wondered what it would be like to get unfiltered, unbiased reviews and inside information about the Jewish Music industry - Well wonder no longer because we have arrived.

Sure, there will be those who wish to get their music fix from the other Jewish Music Blog - but be ware - there is an individual out there mascarading as a music expert who actually has no musical background or experirence - yet he would have you believe that he is the be-all-end-all of jewish music.

Recently his blog numbers have been dwindeling as bloggers have discovered his little secret - he is really a music TROLL.

Moreover, he has been censoring his blog to the point where NO ONE has a voice besides those that share his biases or kiss his lil' tushy. STAY FAR AWAY PPL.

Our Guarantee is that this blog will go uncensored so long as no personal information is exchanged. Everyone is free to share their wisdom or stupidity all the same.

We are now open for buisness.

7 comments:

ACCORDIANGUY said...

This looks like a wonderful blog! Yasher Koiach for lifting the reighn of tyranny imposed by Mr. Steiner.

Anonymous said...

Finally, a place for even jewisher music!

Anonymous said...

I love this new blog.I used to post sometimes on the other blog but i'd often lose myself in the technical jargon and i'm a affecianado of music myself.
Do you promise not to leave me frustrated as you review albums and talk about their technicalities?
Also could we please find out when dudu fisher is releasing his new album?

ACCORDIANGUY said...

Michael,

I cannot guarentee anything but free-speech on this blog.

Sometimes, depending on my mood, when reviewing an album, I may share with you some of my musical expertise and describe irrelvent things like the various chords that would have sounded better had the artist used an accordian or the cowbell.

Sometimes, I may just listen to the first 10-seconds of an album and tell you it sucks because the tempo was off at 3:45 seconds and the drummer missed a beat. You won't know the difference- not because you are a bad person - you are just a muiscal ignoramous.

Other times I may tell you a little about an album and then share a recipe for tuna caserol. You never know.

ACCORDIANGUY said...

Attention aleh mentien,

DUDU will be releasing his 14th masterpiece...

entitled "DEEP DUDU" this summer. Stay tuned for more information - personally the anticipation of this release is killing me.

Oh the excitement.

Reb Yankel

Anonymous said...

I personally don't care much for chazzanus.But dudu is alright and i hear he will be performing with Grepsil Boorvis.

What about the new cd from miami.what's the deal?
I love the new aka pella masterpiece btw.very nice.monsey has talent.they should team up with dudu.It'll help his game.

they can become kaka pella!

ACCORDIANGUY said...

YES Mr. Finkel - very clever play on words.. brilliant
Perhaps your posts would be better suited for Mr. Steiners Blog.